CITIZENS OF TOMORROWLAND -
We greet you today in solidarity of the impact the news has wrought us. And I don't mean the Robo-Newz headline about the fire at the Tomorrowland Terrace. Oven burners have flames on them. Well done.
I am in fact referring to the announcement of updates to longstanding TL&P customers John, Sarah & family's 'Carousel of Progress' home. They have been so kind for many rotations to open up their home and wow our many citizens and guests at the achievements of progress in our history.
This is not the first update nor shall it be the last. Of course I find concern in any update as the last time the TL&P headquarters were renovated they renovated us right out of the building. What are they even 'launching' at the launch depot? Our real estate guidelines are not as effective as they once were.
John & Sarah's mission has always been the celebration of progress and it would be improper of me to file a complaint against progress on a building with the word progress in the name.
We at TL&P look forward to viewing their new production come 2027. John has personally previewed the plans for me and I can say I am quite impressed. You know what kind of sport he is.
Yours in Light & Power,
N. Litened, Administrator